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Name: Cowboy Eric
Birthday: 4/24/??
Zodiac: Taurus
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Ice Blue *sparkle*
Height: 5'10''
Blood Type: Liquid iron
Occupation: Gardener
Hometown: Topside of a Tornado, NE
Best Friend: Viking Gavin
Relationship Status: Wed to justice.
Battle Cry: Huuuueeeaaahhhheeiiighteen pack!
Battle Theme: Tom Waits' "Goin' Out West", except for the "hair on my chest" part.
Favorite Food: Whiskey
Favorite Beverage: Beer
Goals: Bang Sarkozy's wife. Make it illegal to diagnose dogs with mental disorders. Make gravy from Rush Limbaugh's blood. Arm wrestle Humphrey Bogart.
What He's Looking for in a Girl: A good right hook.
What He Wants You to Know: The Science of Things was a good album.