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Name: Gavin The Awesome
Birthday: 7/19
Zodiac Sign: Cancer, it runs in the family.
Hair Color: Gold like the rays of the sun.
Eye Color: Blue as the ocean's deep.
Height:5'12"
Blood Type: Ephedra
Occupation: Awesome fucker.
Hometown: Badassburg
Best friend: Cowboy Eric
Relationship status: Single by death.
Battle cry: BOOSH!
Battle theme: Where Silent Gods Stand Guard - Amon Amarth
Favorite food: Meat
Favorite beverage: Mead
Goals: Find Jesus. And teach him what true pain is.
What he's looking for in a girl: Someone all leggy and booby-like whose pelvis wont shatter after a six hour warm up.
What he wants you to know: Just because you watched a special on TV doesn't mean you're going to tell me something about my heritage I don't already know. So shut the fuck up.